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Traveling With a Celebrity

All celebrities are not divas, just like all divas are not celebrities. Traveling with either is always entertaining for us mere mortals. Let me recount a few recent incidents I experienced while traveling with a non-diva celebrity, a published author to be exact, and more importantly, a SINGLE male.

  • Married women will admit to “nerd crushes”. The “nerd” epithet is to convince everyone else that while they’re drooling about his brain, they’re actually quite happy with their own husbands.
  • Single women shyly come up to start conversations. They will rarely admit their crushes -it’s really kinda cute to see their enthusiasm.
  • Some women will admit to seeing him in their dreams and not knowing what to do when celebrity-crush-in-the-dream asks to do something not-quite-appropriate, like taking off his clothes…
  • Many people assume that celebrity-status also implies diva-attitudes. At that point, as the non-celebrity co-traveler, your attitude towards the celebrity will impact what others assume about them. You have the option of correcting the record or not Smile 
  • Bookstore owners get this big grin on their faces when they realize the person in front of them has published a book that is on their bookshelves. At that point you need to forget about leaving the store anytime soon.
  • Shahrukh Khan is a big name in Bollywood. Lots of women love the actor and being compared to him is a form of flattery “You look like Shahrukh Khan. Are you related? I lovveeeeee Shahrukh Khan” hint hint Mr Celebrity…
  • Women are more likely to join you at dinner tables than men. They’re really not interested in talking to you.
  • There are a lot of photographs. Learn to accept temporary blindness caused by camera flashes.
  • If a celebrity expresses interest in doing something/eating something/wanting something there is a high likelihood a fan will help procure it. It works out quite well if you go along for the ride.
  • Male fans want the celebrity to be impressed by them, female fans want the celebrity to notice them and “like” them. Which means that while male fans spend an awful lot of time talking about themselves, the women will preen and gush. For the outsider, observing the celebrity struggle to look interested during this human dynamic is a wonderful exercise in people-watching.
  • Fans wants advice from celebrities, some nugget to hold on to. Fortunately, the same not-so-customized words of wisdom satisfy most. It is actually an amazing and wonderful thing to see how a few words can bring joy to others, and all because of the mouth that utters them. It helps if the celebrity actually gives good advice.

All jokes aside, celebrities are also human. When no fans are around they sometimes let down their guard and you actually get a chance to see the person behind the public personality. And so, next time you get the chance to travel with a celebrity, you should definitely take it- assuming he’s not a diva of course…

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The Victims of Egypt’s Revolution

Cairo has changed a lot. Before Arab Spring, the streslogansets were cacophonous but now it is common to witness energized youth populations as they find their collective voice. Early this morning, I looked down from the balcony of my hotel room to see a handful of young Egyptians carrying banners and chanting slogans as they walked past – not sure what they were yelling, though!

“Oh yes, the freedom that we now have was never experienced by our last two generations, and we don’t know what to do with it!” Delilah (let’s give her that name) said to me. Delilah is the Managing Partner of a consulting firm in Cairo. As her chauffeur slowly weaved through the heavy traffic (which has certainly worsened), Delilah and I discussed the transformations in Egypt during the last year as we comfortably sat in the back seat of her Prado.

“Now I am not against the revolution, believe me….but it has brought about a lot of problems….and it is only going to get worse before it gets better,” she sighed. “Any transition requires that, I guess! You see, whatever anyone says, at least there was a system before. People knew how to work around it and get work done. Now, though there is no more controlling force but people are not willing to provide results – whether at a public office or at a bank! Don’t they understand that I am the client when I walk into their office!?”

“Yes, the people are undergoing a lot of difficulties and the suffering of the poor will only increase.” I remarked, assuming she was sympathizing with the plight of the common man. She gave me a critical stare as if I had stated something incomprehensible. Then she clarified.

“In Egypt we have a strong informal support system. Other than the regular zakat, we have a network that is not accounted for. Whether it is someone we know, like our servants or their extended families or someone we just hear of – we make sure their needs are met. We even have a national food bank which distributes food in packs daily to anyone in need – no one dies of hunger in this country. Don’t you see?” she asked as she pointed out of the SUV’s window, “Life goes on as usual. The traders have their customers as always; any market you go to, even someone who seems poor is buying loads of grocery. God knows where the cash comes from but they do have it.”

“So you mean the informal sector of the economy is not impacted at all?” I asked.

“Heck, no! What do they have to lose?” she yelled. “You see, there are even more traders without permits on the streets. The police are not there to hassle them. The police force of one million are at home saying they are all depressed while they still receive their salaries – they miss their regular kickbacks for sure. The good thing about this country is that without any police on the street, the crime rate hasn’t shot up. There have been only two bank robberies in Cairo in the last year and those also very amateurish. Don’t you have bank robberies in the US all year round?”

“So if not the informal sector, is the formal sector of the economy impacted?” I was curious to hear her views.

Delilah was being fairly patient with me, even though she obviously thought that I had no understanding of the situation. “I’ll explain to you. You see, when my partner and I set up our firm, we had decades of experience in our fields. I had even spent time in a UN agency, NGO’s and in the private sector with tons of experience before switching to the consulting business. I realize I was a bit late in setting up my own practice but as soon as we started, we immediately received contracts that kept us busy – all was going well. Then the revolution came about – only God knows where the youth obtained their energy from.”

“Now, no one is willing to invest in Egypt any more, no bilateral long term projects are coming about, even the multilateral organizations stop at short term contracts for market analysis and are not willing to talk beyond. We had also been at close terms with the CEO’s of several large firms and were selling them our services to help increase their businesses. Our proposals are stranded now that they are all gone.”

“What do you mean?” I questioned.

“Well, the top management of the major enterprises evacuated the country as the revolution started and are now reluctant to return. They fear that they will be tried in court or will not be allowed to leave again. So there are no decision makers. Doesn’t THAT put the economy at risk!?” Delilah concluded as we reached our destination.

I held back my smile thinking that from her perspective the true victims of the revolution are the people of the rich upper class who have lost their special privileges, while Delilah’s chauffer opened the Prado’s door for us to enter the Nile City North Tower.

Tents still pitched at Tahrir Square- reminiscent of Occupy DC protestors

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MENA on Fire: the Bahraini Story

While the protests in Tunisia, Egypt, Yemen, Algeria, Libya and Iran are not a surprise, the ones in Bahrain definitely are. Not because the population is not unhappy, (the majority shia are extremely oppressed by the minority sunni ruling class), but because in this constitutional monarchy bordering Saudi Arabia, it is rare that they were not squashed on Day 1. When the current ruler came to power some years ago, he introduced some reforms; however the old guard (his uncles etc) have been extremely resistant to change. As in most cases, it is unfortunately only a matter of time before the new guard becomes the old guard, and reform for the oppressed masses is forgotten.

What distinguishes protests in Bahrain from protests in countries like Tunisia, Egypt and Yemen is the legitimacy of the ruler. In the latter countries, the people are/were demanding that their rightful constitution be restored, and the rulers who had usurped power for decades be removed. In Bahrain, the legality of the form of governance (constitutional monarchy) is not in dispute, the issue is reform for the people. One other wrinkle in this mess is that neighboring salafi/wahabi Saudi Arabia will not be “open” to having a strong Shia influence in Bahraini politics.

The army is already rolling into Pearl Square on day 3 of protests- let’s see which way the wind will blow for this small island country.

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2011 Outlook

I’m a little late in my annual new years outlook blog post, but better late than never!

As you might have noticed, 2011 promises to be full of turbulence, at least the first two quarters. Economies have not recovered enough and political turbulence is rampant. This past month is a sneak preview of what else might be heading towards us:

  • Assassination of Governor in Pakistan who spoke out against absurd religious blasphemy law
  • Assassination attempt of Congresswoman Gifford in USA
  • Tunisian Jasmine Revolution removed a corrupt dictator of 20+ years. The problem with spontaneous bottom up revolutions is that there is no identified replacement leader.
  • Egypt in flames. No matter how this ends, there will be many people who will be hurt/killed/murdered/arrested/tortured by the end of it.
  • Yemen heating up. Their leader has been in power for more than 30 years and the population has been protesting to remove the president…
  • Jordan has been seeing protests for 3 weeks running demanding the removal of the prime minister
  • Algerian protests have resulted in a potential reshuffling of its Cabinet
  • Haiti still a mess after 1 year. Reconstruction has not happened in any real way, cholera is rampant and the current ruling party does not want to admit defeat in the flawed elections. Baby Doc is back (and arrested) and Aristide would like to come back too!
  • Southern Sudan will most likely split away from the North (referendum results are not official yet) but what happens after when the refugees stream in and country has to be run?
  • Terrorist attack on Moscow airport in Russia
  • And of course the near weekly suicide attacks on innocent civilians continue in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan

Is there anything to look forward to? Not really in the next 6 months. Hold tight to your sanity, your money, stand up for justice, be part of the solution against violent extremism and figure out how you will participate on the political front. As Martin Niemoller famously said:

First they came for the communists,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a Jew.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Let’s see what happens after!

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Practical Ways to Help Flood Victims in Pakistan

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The first deaths due to hunger have been reported in Pakistan. People are living in squalor in camps that are being moved as the waters are encroaching further inland. So how will you help?

The needs are as follows in order of priority: saving lives, water, food, shelter, clothing.

Listed below are some practical do and don’ts based on interviews and reports coming in from people I know on the ground:

  • DO send money through reputable sources. Avoid the “accounting challenged” institutions. Some trustworthy organizations (and it is not limited to these):
  • Do NOT send food. People are asking for basic dry ingredients like rice, flour and lentils. They do not want meat as it is perishable. They do NOT want canned food which they have never eaten before (and they do not have can openers either!). Canned food is thrown, and especially if it is coming from outside Pakistan. People do NOT trust processed food coming from outside Pakistan.
    • DO send money so NGOs on the ground can provide food
    • Do send money so NGOs on the ground can provide cooking utensils for the survivors
    • If you are local then sponsor food being cooked on-site at the camps
  • Do NOT send bottled water. People have never used bottled water before and do not trust it. Truckloads of bottled water have been sent back because the victims do not want it.
    • DO send money so relief workers on the ground can provide water filtration tablets and filtration systems for the people
  • Do NOT send clothes from outside Pakistan. People there ONLY wear shalwar kameez. There is only a teeny tiny fraction of men who would consider wearing trousers. Everything else is useless and gets thrown.
    • DO send money so clothes can be bought for the people who have nothing left except the clothes on their backs. Winter will be here in a few short months and the need will become urgent
  • Do NOT send medicine unless you are coordinating with some organization on the ground that knows exactly what is the need for that particular location.
    • DO send money so local doctors, hospitals and clinics can provide medical assistance for the growing number of sick.
  • Do NOT send tents. The NGOs on the ground are providing tents locally. Within weeks the Internally Displaced People (IDP) will be encouraged to go back to the homes and rebuild their lives. Then they will need bricks, cement and other building materials. That is most cost effective if it is procured locally. Mud houses will be reconstructed and tarps will be used to make them more water resistant. 
    • DO send money so rebuilding efforts can take place in a few weeks time after the waters recede.
  • DO send money to NGOs who are working on the ground. The reality is that many of them are partnering with each other, and the government to do local need assessments and relief delivery. This is preventing the duplication of resources and allowing for better coverage. The SCALE however is so big that any amount and every amount is needed.
  • DO organize fundraising. Work with an organization on the ground and figure out the cost to sponsor a family or a village for the next 6 months. The victims will need help well into next year so give consistently. Make it a school project or a family project or a community project where you pledge an amount and work towards it. Then follow the progress of those people whom you helped in real terms. Each of us can be instrumental in saving lives without actually being there physically.
  • And last but not least, pray for them. The second wave of flooding is starting. Every province in Pakistan has been impacted, from the north to the south. The rains will continue for several more weeks so many more villages, towns and cities will be flooded. Most dams are reaching their max. Canals and barrages are at capacity and rich feudal land owners do not want to divert water in ways that would save lives but destroy their crops. The people on the ground are being left to fend for themselves. NGOs, the army (and some small government efforts) are working hard to help the common man but the scale is overwhelming.

“This has been a heart-wrenching day for me. I will never forget the destruction and suffering I have witnessed today. In the past, I have witnessed many natural disasters around the world, but nothing like this.”

Ban Ki-Moon, UN Secretary-General

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How Many is 20 Million?

Floods in Pakistan have killed more than 1500 people and displaced 20 million (that’s more than the Asia tsunami and Haiti combined). Cholera cases are being found and the next wave of deaths could conceivably come from disease rather than destruction. flood

With daily monsoon rains that are not abating, and will continue for another month, virtually all dams and barrages that run the length of the country are poised to flood (assuming they have not already flooded).

As standing crops were destroyed, these 20 million mostly rural populations have no means for livelihood for another year. The situation is so bad that Afghan refugees who have been in Pakistan for more than 2 decades are thinking of going back- a warn-torn country is preferable to the current misery!

To get a scale of the numbers, 20 million displaced is the equivalent of:

  • All of New York state- can you imagine the whole state submerged?
  • Pennsylvania + Delaware + Maryland – all three submerged and all residents looking for shelter somewhere?
  • Michigan + Ohio. Where would the people go?
  • Florida state – how will they survive?

For those of you who live in Europe, it would be like losing:

  • Austria + Switzerland. Yes, it is like losing two whole countries- submerged and all their residents looking for food, shelter and the basics of life.
  • Sweden + Norway + Denmark combined.

For those of you who live in other parts of the world, 20 million is :

  • Israel + Jordan + Lebanon combined
  • The native population of Saudi Arabia (excluding expats & foreign workers)
  • The whole population of Sri Lanka
  • All of Chile

We can cut the numbers in many ways but what we always come down to is human misery and very little hope at a mind-boggling scale.

What are YOU doing to help?

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* Eye witness accounts mention that whole villages have been swept away and only doorways are left standing

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